A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
stars were in the sky,but it was a dark night
I saw your face shining like the moonlight
we were dancing and I was holding you tight
you were truely an angel dressed in white
Little 志玲 was in the garden filling in a hole(填滿坑洞), her neighbor came to ask, "What are you doing there, 志玲?"
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern(酒店) and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.
陳阿貶 was driving when a 新政府 policeman pulled him over.
這是我所見過最完美的一場法庭辯論
老美都知道,金髮美女一向都有點癡愚,薦於台灣越來越走向國際化,警政署新招聘了3位金髮外籍女警察。
黃西甜 sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden 戎翔 comes in and
--WHACK!! -- knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.
One Day the Penis(陰莖) asked for a Raise(雙關語 舉起. 加薪)
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李安 walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
許蠢霉 approached the Sergeant Major(士官長) for conversation.
陳松勇 walks into a pub in Taipei, orders three pints of beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
After taking long year contraceptive(避孕器), 許蠢霉 decided that was enough, as she could not enjoy any kind condoms.
An old woman lived alone in Tainan. She wanted to dig her tomato garden but it was very hard work, as the ground was hard. Her son and husband, who used to help her, were in prison.
Her son and husband, who used to help her, were in prison.
George W. Bush came from the State of Texas, but he has no idea for Rodeo Sex, so he ask Bill Clinton
"Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?"(牛仔式性愛)
Chelsea Clinton and Bill Clinton were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms.
Britney Spears is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out.
Bill Clinton wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny,(發情) nudges his sexual affair girl Monica Lewinsky awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?"
Chelsea Clinton is at school and she hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch.